beard song

in order for my beard to grow,
all i have to do is not to shave
just give up and let it go
till my face no longer shows
i could even grow it in my grave.

the first time i shaved it off
i found out my face had changed
and when i walked in a room
i found out it would take a while
before my face would fit my name.

i was a hairy sixteen, that’s how everybody knew me.
didn’t make anybody like me more, it just made me look twenty-four.

my beard’s been with me to the prom
it was there when i left home
always puts up with bad breath,
and even when i had strep throat
i knew i’d never be alone

“shave that thing off” says the girl from Rome
“keep it long” says the gal from Galway
i guess i look too young, guess i look too old
i met this girl from san diego
she wants me to grow it my way

my way, my way, my way.

just made me look twenty-four.

© 2003 c holford

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